Simon Says

Laura and Sam are over, and we just completed a rousing post-dinner round of "Simon Says." The highlights are chronicled below.

Simon says example #1:

Laura: "Simon says, oink like a pig!"
Theresa, laughing uncontrollably: "I can't oink while I laugh!"
Sammy: "Theresa, just calm down."

Simon says example #2:

After a few suggestions of "Simon Says" from current moderator Sammy...
Sammy: "Simon says...Laura's out!"